U.S., Pakistan admit bin Laden trail is cold
Christ on a cracker, people, you just figured that out?!
The article talks about how "they almost had him" as recently as "about 10 months ago". Sure, you did.
So, what do I do, make the obligatory comment about how glad I am that we're concentrating all of our forces in Afghanistan, and that we've got our eye on the prize? Do I say something disparaging about people who don't know the location of their own rear-ends?
Nah. I'll just quote Dorothy Parker in a nice non-sequential ending:
Newsflash (by Dorothy Parker)
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.