Whitman, Kerrik, The guy who nailed Crazy Eddie, what's this obsession that Bush has got with my humble little state, here? We're Blue people! Leave us alone! Stop finding the few people I wouldn't support and giving them jobs!
(as seen on Middle Earth Journal)
Amusingly connected: I recently gave a dinner party, and the conversation turned to the oddities of living in New Jersey, and never knowing what bizarrely b-list famous or infamous persons we might run in to at any point. One of my charming dinner guests mentioned unexpectedly finding himself at Crazy Eddie's house. I made beef pinwheels, tossed salad, and stir-fried vegetables, in case you were wondering.